Written by P. (otherwise unidentified) and quoted in the highly entertaining and informative We Wasn't Pals: Canadian Poetry and Prose of the First World War; edited by Barry Callaghan, Bruce Meyer. Some of these entries are bit mysterious to the editor and we would appreciate some guidance from the readers. These include the identities of: Messrs. Lipsett, Mercer, Turner, and Dave Watson. Also, are the "Pats" the Princess Patricia's Light Infantry? And, whoever they are, why don't they advertise?